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badday amandajane5

Excuses, excuses

Posted on 2004.10.12 at 12:48
Current Mood: worriedworried
Ok anybody like to help? I need a real excuse something plausible for not going to an away day and staying over night. I hate staying places overnight, I can't sleep!

Obvious suggestions I can't make are that I have a baby.

So come on help a friend in need, if I go I won't be able to eat for 48 fucking hours because I have a light problem, and I really don't want to get back into the swing of not eating. I may have lost 2 stone by doing it, and actually like it, but it's bad!!!!

Help!!!!

Comments:


kitkat3979
kitkat3979 at 2004-10-12 05:14 (UTC) (Link)
Can you invent a doctor's appointment for that evening. Otherwise, try saying that you have a family responsibility - to take someone to the hospital or something.

aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-10-12 05:20 (UTC) (Link)
Family responsibilitymight be a good one though ;o)
LemonBella
lemonbella at 2004-10-12 05:18 (UTC) (Link)
I suggest a hospital appointment, as they are serious enough for people not to ask you too many questions,and not expect you to change it, but not so serious that you ahve to fake actual symptoms.

Warning: do not try the honest "well i don't really like any of you and barely manage to drag myself into work everyday" approach; that doesn't go down well.
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-10-12 05:19 (UTC) (Link)
I would need a hospital note though :O(
just abi
justabi at 2004-10-12 05:42 (UTC) (Link)
What about this: I have a back problem that is very painful if not taken care of properly, and sleeping in beds besides my exact special hardness bed makes it act up.
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-10-12 05:53 (UTC) (Link)
That might actually work, as I do have a back problem. I wonder if that's why I can't sleep???
just abi
justabi at 2004-10-12 06:24 (UTC) (Link)
It'd be one of the main reasons I don't sleep.
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-10-12 07:04 (UTC) (Link)
I am so dumb sometimes....
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-10-12 06:45 (UTC) (Link)
ok, you could always say you suffer from "anal glaucoma" which is of course, the illness where you just CAN'T see your ass coming to work!! BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!...

ok, on a serious note... can't you say you're still getting over the mumps? or you're going to a wedding that weekend, it's been scheduled for months!!!

um, or how about,....bladder/kidney infection?!??! that works.... :)
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-10-12 07:04 (UTC) (Link)
Suckage wish I could still have the mumps but it's months away. I like the kidney infection one though and I do get sick pay :O))
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-10-12 07:46 (UTC) (Link)
yes, the kidney's are quite unpredictable, just remember to start acting way tired and crampy-ish about 2 days before...

:D

i am sooooo evil!! >;P
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-10-12 07:48 (UTC) (Link)
I could do that :O)

I feel like it at the moment though. Guess who's not pregnant this month!
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-10-12 08:01 (UTC) (Link)
and that is good....right?!?!?
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-10-12 08:07 (UTC) (Link)
The mumps would have done damage, so it's better I'm not. If we keep doing it it might happen though, I don't know... I'm not sure how much longer we can last.
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-10-12 08:18 (UTC) (Link)
awww... they'd be cute little bay-bee's!! hee.

*waits for clexpark bay-bee*
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-10-12 08:23 (UTC) (Link)
Baby mrinnuendo's would be prettier. Maybe with our combined DNA they would look normal?
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-10-12 08:30 (UTC) (Link)
that's who i thought you were doing it with.... or are you going to spawn the bay-bee's by yourself!?! eek!

*giggles*
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-10-12 09:07 (UTC) (Link)
I may have to spawn them by myself!
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