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Some funnies!

Posted on 2004.11.10 at 12:08
Current Mood: amusedamused
20 Reasons why you should call it a night.

1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.

2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom while yelling "She Bangs She Bangs" is truly the hottest dance move around!!!

3. You've suddenly decided that you want to fight someone and you honestly believe that you could do it too.

4. In your last trip to the toilet you realise you now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.

8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.

9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotic .

12. You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your mates to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.

13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.

14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but.."

16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing)

19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button flypants to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.

20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking straight.

Comments:


Jenna Elf
lilithraevyn at 2004-11-10 14:34 (UTC) (Link)
I'd almost retitle that;

20 Reasons to PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN! ;D
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-11-10 14:53 (UTC) (Link)
Much better, it was called '20 reasons why a girl should call it a night', I was like blokes have handbags to hehe!
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-11-10 16:21 (UTC) (Link)
BWAH!! i think i've done everyone except for #16.

i love the ..."i love you, man..." stage. :D
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-11-10 16:28 (UTC) (Link)
I pee'd on my hand and went back and told everyone!
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-11-10 16:39 (UTC) (Link)
**will be very surprised if you do NOT hear me laughing all the way over there!!**

i have so got to party with you!! :D
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-11-10 16:41 (UTC) (Link)
I'd just downed an etire bottle of vodka mind. I was peeing so I get the tissue ready to wipe and the stuff's still coming out I'm like wtf??? It was so odd...
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-11-10 16:50 (UTC) (Link)
hee, hee, hee! yeah, vodka tends to fuck people up.
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-11-10 16:52 (UTC) (Link)
Hey do you think I'll get arrested if I smuggle in absinthe to ya ;o)
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-11-10 16:58 (UTC) (Link)
i just need to find someone in indiana...and use their addy. otherwise, yes, it would be bad, for both of us. :/
blaire23 at 2004-11-10 18:27 (UTC) (Link)
13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.



so been there done that
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-11-10 18:44 (UTC) (Link)
Hee.. Quite a likely one :O)
from
fromward at 2004-11-10 22:05 (UTC) (Link)
Brings back memories ... ;)
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-11-11 06:47 (UTC) (Link)
Well you're never too old to get some more!
from
fromward at 2004-11-11 18:40 (UTC) (Link)
True that. *hugs*
taer_silveroak at 2004-11-10 23:51 (UTC) (Link)
Hey... *checks*

I know exactly where my bag is. :)
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-11-11 06:48 (UTC) (Link)
:OP
robinchristine
robinchristine at 2004-11-11 00:44 (UTC) (Link)
Although I've never been drunk to do those things, that was hilarious!
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-11-11 06:49 (UTC) (Link)
Really? You missed out!
robinchristine
robinchristine at 2004-11-11 13:11 (UTC) (Link)
Apparently!
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