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Ode to my vegetarian little sausage

Posted on 2005.02.07 at 15:31
Current Mood: lovedloved
Oh little sausage,
My vegetable based friend,
You always please me,
And amuse me no end,
Sometimes I hear you sizzling away,
And I've come to realize,
You like it that way,
So little sausage,
Seasoned with 'herbs',
I'll come for breakfast,
And listen to your incoherent blurbs.

Comments:


where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2005-02-07 15:51 (UTC) (Link)
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! awwwwww... :D

i actually read that second line as vegetable spaced friend!!

i love you tooo my little sugar plum!! ;)
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-02-07 15:58 (UTC) (Link)
*Grin* I like that! vegetable spaced friend It's so true and we have sad little nick names for each other, we're like a married couple.
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2005-02-07 16:00 (UTC) (Link)
no... married people aren't as happy as we are!! bwahhahahaa....
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-02-07 16:46 (UTC) (Link)
So true, so you gonna have me cooking for you when I get there?
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2005-02-07 17:14 (UTC) (Link)
if ya want, i did buy a veggie cookbook this weekend tho. ;) i figured you might want real food.
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-02-07 17:16 (UTC) (Link)
I wanna try tacco bell!!! I can live off toast.
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2005-02-07 17:21 (UTC) (Link)
oh don't worry, i can pretty much assure you you'll have taco bell. like, several times. :D

mollys favorite restaraunt.
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-02-07 17:22 (UTC) (Link)
And pizza!!
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2005-02-07 17:24 (UTC) (Link)
you don't have pizza there??!!
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-02-07 17:36 (UTC) (Link)
Yeah I just love it a lot!!!
Clyde
suzvoy at 2005-02-07 16:00 (UTC) (Link)
I love sausages.
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-02-07 16:47 (UTC) (Link)
I only love vegi ones and 'special' sausages generally attached to the man of my choice!
Clyde
suzvoy at 2005-02-07 18:30 (UTC) (Link)
*snicker*
Erika aka I'm Cute!
graysong at 2005-02-07 16:56 (UTC) (Link)
Tis true, it's sounds a delight,
Slurping sausage, day or night.
But isn't it wrong, just a touch,
To love your sausage that much?

I know that no guy would agree,
They think it's the only way to be.
Then laugh with an grin and a motion,
Inviting a kneeling devotion.

If only they thought with their head,
The one on top, not below instead,
They'd realize your ode was to food,
Cuz frying a dong is too lewd.


The above brought to you because I made a comment like "yum, sausage" and my coworker responded "I got your sausage right here" *cracks up* ... it's really funny cuz it was girl! Maybe it was just funny in my head ....

Anyways, now I need to go get something to eat ...
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-02-07 17:17 (UTC) (Link)
I hope it's a nice big one surrounded in a bun :O)
Erika aka I'm Cute!
graysong at 2005-02-07 17:31 (UTC) (Link)
One can only hope. Too bad you can't always tell from the packaging ..... O_~
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-02-07 17:37 (UTC) (Link)
Oh I know it's such a disapointment then ;o)
ishtar127a at 2005-02-07 17:01 (UTC) (Link)
First... I just adore! that new avatar. SWAK!

Second... vegetarian sausage? Hmm, must check. I know they've had them for a while, but I'm not a sausage fan (too greasy), so I tend to stay away from them, save once a decade. Or so. Got a fave brand?
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-02-07 17:21 (UTC) (Link)
It's by [Bad username: suzvoy"] I like to imagine he's singing along to ABBA Dancing Queen is a good one!

Vegetarian sausage, mmm dunno if you get them there but the only ones I like are Quarn, and they're really good cause I can't stand greasy food myself. Really low in calories too!
roxymissrose
roxymissrose at 2005-02-07 17:06 (UTC) (Link)
HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Crazeee Girl!!!!!1 *KISS*
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-02-07 17:21 (UTC) (Link)
I try, I really do. *Giggles*
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