Me and my mother spotted a stall in town with calenders. Way excited I look at the calenders, so there's a really good hot studs one, I didn't like the British firemen one. I finanlly decide I like the fantasy art one with the dragons and wizards!
Mum's getting all excited around the corner. She's spotted a Barry Manilow calender.
No.... I just got the Copacabana out of my friggin head!