August 27th, 2004

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Wet feet! I have done it again, and I must buy new shoes cause they leek, wouldn't be that bad if it was raining hard. So sat at my desk with no shoes on YaY! I hate wearing shoes.

I had a spiffy dream last night, had lots of time to dream cause I fell asleep at 6pm and woke up at 7:30am. Anyway dream... There's this red Porsche I love porshe's so that in itself was like a wet dream. Then I'm getting into the Porsche, cause it's there and you need to drive it. I get in on the right only to realise it's a left hand drive and Lex is sat in the driving seat. Well to cut a long story short, we didn't actually move the car, and the seats recline quite a way.

*Shit eating grin*

Yup I'm happy today!
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southparkbee

It just has to be done!

Just to let everybody know this is not directed at mrinnuendo cause unfortunately for me he doesn't have that problem.

Sing along in the Tune of Gloria Gaynor's classic song

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those
jeans.

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