A short conversation about my domestic Goddess status.
Mike: Is there anything you want me to do before I go? You know anything you can't reach? Bee: Very funny! You could take a look at the hover for me. Mike: You're the one that fixes electrical stuff! (Gets hover and looks down tube) It's not sucking? Now don't hit me for saying this but is the hover bag full? Bee: Hover bag? Mike: Good god woman have you ever changed it? It weighs about 2 stone! Bee: What is that? Mike: (Pulls thing off to empty bag in bin) *Cough cough* Bee: Uhmmmm... Whoops. Mike: (Looks up from the dust cloud) What did you say your IQ was again? Bee: 145 Mike: Hahaha! Why did you throw the other hover out again? Bee: Wasn't sucking.
Oh dear, I didn't realise. I feel so stupid, but at least the flat is clean!