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Posted on 2005.06.06 at 16:02
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Prison -v- Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

Comments:


Chantal
melys_cerys at 2005-06-06 15:07 (UTC) (Link)
*lol* I'm so forwarding that to all my work colleagues!! :-D
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-06-06 15:12 (UTC) (Link)
I just did that too. Soo true.
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2005-06-06 15:19 (UTC) (Link)
hee. omg, thanks for making me laugh... so damn true!!
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-06-06 15:22 (UTC) (Link)
Well I'm out in 5, stys!
Jenna Elf
lilithraevyn at 2005-06-06 15:26 (UTC) (Link)
IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.



LOVE that one!!!
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-06-06 16:35 (UTC) (Link)
:)
robinchristine
robinchristine at 2005-06-06 16:17 (UTC) (Link)
LMAO
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-06-06 16:35 (UTC) (Link)
Soo true me thinks.
Yavanna
yavannauk at 2005-06-06 16:27 (UTC) (Link)
So funny... So true!
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-06-06 16:36 (UTC) (Link)
Life eh, sucks. Hehe.
just abi
justabi at 2005-06-06 16:30 (UTC) (Link)
*cackle*
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-06-06 16:36 (UTC) (Link)
;)
Naomi
frelling_tralk at 2005-06-06 17:03 (UTC) (Link)
IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.


Lol. Though prison has strip searches...
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-06-06 17:10 (UTC) (Link)
Porn yay!
Kiki
lapetite_kiki at 2005-06-06 17:08 (UTC) (Link)
Hehehe! :-)
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2005-06-06 21:50 (UTC) (Link)
*Giggle* Just had to post that one.
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