Why does everything I like doing cost money? Why do I have to spend £1 on a shag? I can't afford to do it as much as I like without getting 9 months of care free fucking then another 18 years of expense???? The UK government charges 17.5% on everything I want, and that's after the 10% NI and the 23% tax on my wages not to mention my pension at 2%. Then the fucking council tax that costs me £44 a fucking month! You're all shit eaters.
Why the fuck do people over 60 get a free bus pass? I can't get to work in the morning cause they take up the whole bus, and when I actually get on I have the knowledge that my £1 is more than everyone else payed put together.
Now back to the Vodka.