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It just has to be done!

Posted on 2004.08.27 at 13:54
Current Mood: cynicalcynical
Just to let everybody know this is not directed at mrinnuendo cause unfortunately for me he doesn't have that problem.

Sing along in the Tune of Gloria Gaynor's classic song

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size
doesn't count.


I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,

Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstone
run nude hash,
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for referees,
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick
Dip it in tomato sauce.


Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.

Go on now Go


where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-08-27 06:07 (UTC) (Link)
*applauds* BRAVO! BRAVO!

so goddamn true. you should SO record that! i'm sure they'd use it on Q.A.F. *laughs hysterically*
aurora_bee at 2004-08-27 06:08 (UTC) (Link)
I nearly wet when I read it! It is brilliant!
mrinnuendo at 2004-08-27 06:29 (UTC) (Link)
I'm glad you pointed that out. Now I'm just a guy who pushes women down stairs, but it's ok at least I don't have a small dick.
aurora_bee at 2004-08-27 06:43 (UTC) (Link)
Don't be so bloody stupid!
robinchristine at 2004-08-27 07:16 (UTC) (Link)
That was so funny! Thanks for posting it!
aurora_bee at 2004-08-27 08:31 (UTC) (Link)
oboros at 2004-08-27 08:52 (UTC) (Link)


OK that was WAY funny! Thanks for sharing!
aurora_bee at 2004-08-27 08:54 (UTC) (Link)


So true too!
kitkat3979 at 2004-08-27 20:14 (UTC) (Link)
Very funny, thanks for posting.
aurora_bee at 2004-08-28 01:24 (UTC) (Link)
Hehe good innit!
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