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Fuck I'm sick!

Posted on 2004.09.17 at 00:08
Current Mood: weirdweird
I'm Caligula!
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

You are Gaius Caesar Germanicus - better known as Caligula!

Third Emperor of Rome and ruler of one of the most powerful empires of all time, your common name means "little boots". Although you only reigned for four years, brief even by Roman standards, you still managed to garner a reputation as a cruel, extravagant and downright insane despot. Your father died in suspicious circumstances, you were not the intended heir, and one of your first acts as Emperor was to force the suicide of your father-in-law. Your sister Drusilla died that same year; faced with allegations that your relationship with her had been incestuous, you responded, bafflingly, by declaring her a god.

You revived a number of unpopular traditions, including auctions of properties left over from public shows. When a senator fell asleep at one such auction, you took each of his nods as bids, selling him 13 gladiators for a vast sum. You attempted to have your horse, Incitatus, made into a consul and hence one of the most powerful figures in Rome. It was granted a marble stable with jewels and a staff of servants. At one point you forced your comrade Macro to kill himself - in much the same vein as your father-in-law - accusing him of being his wife's pimp. You, of course, were having an affair with said wife at the time.

Things went from bad to worse. When supplies of condemned men ran short in the circus, you had innocent spectators dragged into the arena with the lions to fill their place. You claimed mastery of the sea by walking across a three-mile bridge of boats in the Bay of Naples; kissed the necks of your lovers, whispering sweet nothings like "This lovely neck will be chopped as soon as I say so,"; dallied with your sister's lover and made her pull her unborn child out of her womb prematurely. Towards the end of your reign, you had a golden statue of yourself made and dressed each day in the same clothes you yourself wore. When you eventually died, the terrified people of Rome refused to believe that such a cruel reign could ever end, and believed you to be alive for years afterwards.

Ok so I french kissed a realative - he started it!

Comments:


from
fromward at 2004-09-16 16:23 (UTC) (Link)
Tsk tsk. Badness!!!
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-09-16 16:26 (UTC) (Link)
I am evil. Having bad thoughts about my cousin again.
from
fromward at 2004-09-16 16:31 (UTC) (Link)
Oh my god. For a second there I thought you were my sister and we'd somehow found each other on LJ. Hey, she just came back from a trip, too ...

My god, I'm such a paranoid freak. I forgot she's not into slash. Or wait, she did have that yaoi illustration book about the rock star with the pet.

You know what, please just tell me you're not my sister.

aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-09-16 16:33 (UTC) (Link)
Ok I'm from Wales. I'm 5'3" blonde and an only child so I guess that's a bit redundant lol! I'll adopt you if you like???
from
fromward at 2004-09-16 16:35 (UTC) (Link)
Oooee! Would you really?

*sekrrrit sigh of relief*
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-09-16 16:37 (UTC) (Link)
Sure I would!

I don't have any siblings so it would be fun ;o)
from
fromward at 2004-09-16 16:50 (UTC) (Link)
*puts ADOPTED sign up*
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-09-16 16:52 (UTC) (Link)
Is it your b'day tomorrow sis?
from
fromward at 2004-09-16 16:53 (UTC) (Link)
Yes, 'tis! Damn, you're even better than my real one! SuperWhee!!!
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-09-16 16:58 (UTC) (Link)
LOL!

I try!
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-09-16 16:37 (UTC) (Link)
crazy movie. the one scene that sticks out in my mind is the wine bloating scene. *eeeeww* i know there was WAY worse things he did, but..hey.

i still love ya. :P
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-09-16 16:38 (UTC) (Link)
I'm sick, I'm sick! I want to sleep with a blood relative!
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-09-16 16:48 (UTC) (Link)
Move over here with me in Kentucky. That's really not frowned upon. Not joking.

(i worked as a county clerk for all of a month - WORST JOB EVER!) and when we did marriage liscenses, one of the questions was Are you related by blood? Not that that would STOP them, but still...scary.

btw, i am originally from Michigan... (distances herself from Ky.)
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-09-16 16:51 (UTC) (Link)
Hey it's freaky we look like each other!

I'm originally from Cardiff I'm so boring.

How long you online tonight hon?
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-09-16 16:54 (UTC) (Link)
not long, going to watch "Joey" in a few minutes here...unless ya need me. :)
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-09-16 16:57 (UTC) (Link)
Nah gonna try and get some sleep
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-09-16 17:00 (UTC) (Link)
aww. sorry again for keeping you up so late. :(

*have sweet clexy dreams!*
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-09-16 17:01 (UTC) (Link)
I will. See you tomoz?
where is the hooood? where is it aaaat?
lexslave at 2004-09-16 17:08 (UTC) (Link)
definately
aurora_bee
aurora_bee at 2004-09-16 17:08 (UTC) (Link)
Okay baby!

*Snogs ya*
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