Dear Mr Glover
After much debate I have decided to invite you to add the following items to your ebay auctions. These items will I am sure help your efforts.
Mr Tom Welling
Mr Michael Rosenbaum
I can also assure you that the gay cruise that lexslave has planned will not in any way intrude on the filming of Smallville. Our intentions are pure and true.
P.S. If you don’t want to go though all that bother of going through ebay, you can sell me Michael Rosenbaum now. Please send me an email with your offer, it will be accepted, as I would sell my own grandmother.